Left4Dead 2 Banned in Australia? [Update]

“However, it is the use of the “melee” weapons such as the crowbar, axe, chainsaw and Samurai sword which inflict the most damage. These close in attacks cause copious amounts of blood spray and splatter, decapitations and limb dismemberment as well as locational damage where contact is made to the enemy which may reveal skeletal bits and gore. Projectile shots to infected humans can cause abdominal wounds which can reveal innards or even cause intestines to spill from the wounds.”

that makes me want to play this game right there.

come on! jebus h keeripes, people are so godamn sensitive these days. i will never understand why people always get so upset over the depiction of violence in film and games. it’s fantasy. it’s an escape from reality. it’s not real! that’s exactly why it’s fun.

if i ever saw a real zombie i’d run for the hills much less “melee” the hell out of it with a chainsaw. are you effing kidding me?

why don’t people also ban books that depict “abdominal wounds which can reveal innards”? that’s fine though because obviously literature is a higher form of entertainment for intellectuals, where as videogames are for idiots who can’t tell the diference between fantasy and reality. hey jeb, why dun’s we’s chainsaw all y’all neighbors like dem zombiez in dat dere left’em fer dead game huh? oh yuh dat be purdy kewl.