Gears of War Pigs: Silent but Medley

Gears of War 3 Trailer

For many viewers the most exciting part of last week’s Manchester United v. Barcelona match was the “Gears of War 3 Campaign Trailer” that Epic was gracious enough to drop after the match.

Maybe it was just Epic’s little idea of a joke to include so many explosions within such a blowout match but, while the trailer may be big on carnage and exposition (such as it is) we here at SideQuesting really thought that what this latest trailer for the chainsaw-bayonet-slash-curb-stomping-simulator really needed was a little ambiance.  It didn’t take long, of course, for us to realize that we could make a much better version if we just took out all of those unnecessary ‘talky bits’ and made it more like Gears of War trailers past.

What do you think?  Does its quality hold up to the creepy/sad tones of the trailer’s predecessors? Or is Black Sabbath just too metal to play with the other kids?  Let us know in the comments below, yo!