Totally Not EA’s Star Wars Games

Totally Not EA’s Star Wars Games

Right, like you weren’t already thinking about it. We’re just having some fun with the news. And yes, none of these are real.

Star Wars 1313 EA Disney

Above you can see that StarWars 1313 is still alive and kicking. Featuring the all new “Jedi Stick” fighting mechanic that lets players juke and deke and do other things with names like that! Online leagues of gungan racing are also available. This year’s iteration of the fantastic series features Boba Fett on the cover, though Young Obi Wan has the lead on the fan voting for Star Wars 1414 next season.

The Sims 4 Jedi

Hot off of the announcement of the Sims 4 comes this Star Wars infused version. Expect to be able to build your own lightsaber closet, choose which planet you’d like to live on, and even visit Tatooine for shopping and bartering!

Real Pod Racing 3

In Real Pod Racing 3, you’re only able to race once per day. But if you spend $9.99, you can play up to 7 times per week! Also, outfit your pod racer with new colors, pieces of metal, and the lightning thingy that holds the engine thingies together!

Plants vs Zombies vs Droids

The beloved iOS game returns, and now both Plants and Zombies must defend against the oncoming threat of Droids! Featuring new playing fields to conquer, like Hoth and deserts and the Death Star, we’re sure you’ll love trying to figure out ways for plants to survive without air.  In spaaaaace!

We have more ideas coming. This is just the first blast I did during lunch. I’ll post more later tonight/tomorrow.

Enjoy.