Two Crispin Glovers is three too many.
The world’s most epic twins lead an equally un-epic adventure.
If Vince McMahon made monster movies, this would be one of them.
Another week goes by and another bunch of movies are flashed before my eyes.
This was only one film until Peter Jackson split it into three.
It’s hard to knock a movie for looking horrible when it was made before my parents were even born.
Does five murders really constitute a “massacre”?
No no, not “TRANSFORMERS”. This is TOTALLY DIFFERENT.