Hodor Review: Mortal Kombat X

Hodor Review: Mortal Kombat X


[Once in a while we get a celebrity to stop by SideQuesting and share their thoughts on a variety of topics. With one of our favorite current shows being Game of Thrones, we’re lucky to have it’s quiet giant Hodor join us this week. He’s been playing the brand new Mortal Kombat X on his console while at a Wildling camp and wanted to share his thoughts.

Take it away, Hodor!]



Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor Mortal Kombat X. Hodor hodor.

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor. Hodor. HODOR! Hodor hodor hodor 1994. Hodor!


Hodor, hodor, hodor hodor, hodor. H…. hodor.

Hodor hodor (hodor hodor hodor, hodor) hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor? Hodor hodor hodor hodor? Hodor? Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor.


Hodor hodor? Hodor?
Hodor hodor? Hodor?

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor? Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor — hodor hodor, hodor hodor, hodor — hodor hodor.

#Hodor: Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor HODOR hodoooor.

#Hodor hodor: Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor? Hodor.

#Hodor hodor hodor: HODOR! Hodor hodor hodor hodor.[pullquote_right]Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor.[/pullquote_right]

Hodor hodor hodor? Hodor! HODOR! Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor; hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor!

Hodor hodor: hodor. Hodor hodor hodor: hodor (Hodor). Hodor: Ho-DOR.

Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor.


This review was based on a copy that Hodor probably played while running from Wildlings or the undead in Westeros. Also: Hodor is not real, but he is always in our hearts. This is in no way connected to HBO, Game of Thrones, George RR Martin, or the damned Lannisters.