Sean Bean Doesn’t Die in this Train Simulator 2014 Trailer

Now that the obvious joke is out of the way, can I just say I don’t understand train fandom? It doesn’t bother me that people are passionate about them, but I’ve never really understood the artistic appreciation of something which is, by definition, utilitarian.

I guess that means Sean Bean is talking about me at the start of this trailer for Train Simulator 2014. To me, it really is a franchise about something “crowded and dirty,” “functional,” and “a means to an end.”

Now I feel as though I’ve disappointed Mr. Bean. The actual Mr. Bean, not Rowan- Oh, never mind. Just watch the video.